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I SWEAR I did not teach her that!

Has your child ever embarrassed you to the point of questionable parenting?  Or, have they caused you to do a flashback of all lessons learned?  Well, today was my day. During the week I'm weary of shopping with my kids.  Sometimes they are just really active, and I don't have the patience, especially after an hour drive in traffic from work.  However, today I just wanted adventure, and to let them guess what our dessert was going to be (root beer float...yummmm), so I took them along.  After we get our supplies and are checking out, my youngest asks the cashier, "Why do you look like a vampire with no teeth?"  I was utterly humiliated, and swiftly popped her on the forehead.  Amazingly, the lady told my tactless child that she should take care of her teeth, and to not have them like hers.... but I didn't see anything wrong with the lady's teeth!   Dazed, humiliated, and embarrassed, I whisked us out of the store...thanking the la...